Dog Flu Treatment

Question by wee_girlie_09: What do you guys think of this story?
me and my sister have been writing it for a whole 10 minutes

The life story (so far) of Sheldon Walkacobilis-Orangatang-Diet coke, do your thing)

Hey everybody. My name is Sheldon Walkacobilis-Orangatang-Diet coke, do your thing , and I wish I lived in a shell but I don’t I live in a giant mansion..I HATE IT I HATE MY LIFE I JUST WANNA LIVE IN MY SHELL FOR MY NAME IS SHELDON…get it? Hehe I’m funny. When I grow up im going to be a comedian; when I grow up I wanna famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in moviessssss…but I’ll probably end up working in Lidl for the rest of my life. BIG UP THA LIDL CREWWWWW. I had a mummy, half a daddy, and a quarter of a sister; by the way I likes to eat people. I like animals. Like really like them; I have 12 dogs, eleventeen cats and a wholeeeeee lotta rosie. She’s a sheep. Oh no wait…last night I got hungry so, UH OH, bye bye Rosie  I had a turtle called Speedy but I eat him too despite th fact that he tasted icky. I eated him in th hope that in his will he would have left me his shell so I could finally fulfil my dream of living in a shell…but did he write a will? NO. no he did not. Burn in hell Speedy. My bestest friend in th whole intire world is called Areeba Conzalez Macarena Will You Do The Flandango. But unfortunately she has a rare genetic disorder in which I am the only person who can actually see her. She is a famous movie star and she is quite fun when she does he breakdancing. She tried to teach me how to break dance one time but I fell on my ass a lot, and since I WILL have a shell very soon, breakdancing would break it, so I blamed Areeba for this and pushed her off a cliff. Unfortunately, she lived. I miss Rosie. Anyway.. I’m a people person…. Actually no im not, im more of a pigs kinda guy. The pinky swore that I wouldn’t get swine flu, so im going to be the only person in the whole world that lives, and me and my pig friends will rule the world. Oh and Areeba, because her rare genetic disorder also prevents her from contracting swine flu…crap I thought she was gonna die too. But apart from the fact that I wanna kill her……I can’t think of anything good about her, I just want her dead.
we’re only havin a laugh- we were bored and felt that Sheldon needed to be invented

Best answer:

Answer by Even my Boogers are Spicy
that shi t is absolutely terrible my eyes are bleeding from that story you should sell that to the US government and have terrorist read that crap and they will give up all their secrets and we will win the war on terror so I thank you for writing that

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okay so im in egypt and on the news they said that dogs are dying in america from dog flu thats all i know so here are some things i want to know?
How does it happen?
Can people catch it like swine or bird flu?
How do you protect your dog from it?
How does it spread to other dogs?
any other info youse have youd be great! thanx!