Question by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥: What did you learn from having children?
That in the case of a 6 year old dryer sheets make perfect TP
6 year olds can unlock cell-phones and make international calls to people waking them up at 1am to tell them she’s not in school for the summer
An 11 year old girl pms’ing is worse than being in labor
No more gum in my house because it is finding it’s way into my dogs fur
Dogs and children can get the flu and the SAME time
It takes 2 weeks to wash all the fabrics in my house from the flu
The Xbox can randomly break twice while my 8 year old is playing it and dunno how it broke
Braces cause severe bruising and just enough swelling to make it impossible for an 11 year girl to talk on the phone for 3 hrs.
It costs me $ 24 to import Velveeeta from the US to make Mac & Cheese
Spagetti no matter how much you chew it always comes up whole
Oh yes and Grandmas Chihuahuas can dance when you hold them up by the neck and make them dance …
Best answer:
Answer by Stephanie
LMAO!!
You cannot leave a 4 and 2 y/o alone for even 5 minutes without the room becoming a mess.
Kool-aid DOES NOT come out of carpet.
Cereal can be an “anytime” meal, so can peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
2 y/o little girls can cause deafness with their squeals.
Grandma smells funny (at least my son thinks so).
My children will never play with the legos as much as their father does.
Pop-Up books don’t last very long.
Play-doh is non-toxic….thank GOD.
I now know the number to the poison control center by heart.
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